Sunday, 20 January 2013

Shocking New Poll




Even though election polling is now banned (for a four day respite prior to the elections) I am willing to share the shocking findings of Tzedek-Tzedek's own poll.

This poll was carried out over shabbat and motsei shabbat, and any suggestion that results were obtained by  talking in shul will be vehemently denied, as this is surely no less forbidden than publishing polls.

The populations polled included family members (of voting and non voting ages), buddies in shul, colleagues in a shiur, two schnorrers at my door, and attendees outside last night's Likud Party Rah-Rah in Ramat Beit Shemesh. (More about that later, if I get the chance).

Here we go:

Likud Bayit Hayhudi Otzma Leyisrael  Not disclosing Others
1 1 91 0
In the 120 member Knesset, this translates to a whopping 90 seats to Otzma Leyisrael, and 10 seats to Likud & Bayit Hayehudi.

All other MK's and Candidates should pack their bags and get their CV's updated.

My conclusion is that the Press is involved in a humongous conspiracy to shut-up the shocking truth. They are all clearly under Obama's and Bibi's corrupt control.

I am also re-examining my own voting intentions. The peer pressure is mounting.

You are welcome to post your own voting intentions (Bli Neder, etc) in order to widen our polling pool even further.


5 comments:

  1. the shnorrers werent voting gimmel or shas?

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  2. I don't trust the polls. Not even the exit polls.
    I don't trust the polis. Not even the polis who are exiting (the Knesset).

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  3. OK, for you wavering voters, I've written up a rational analysis of how to vote. Please read and comment!

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  4. OK, for you wavering voters, I've written up a rational analysis of how to vote. Please read and comment!

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